The Devil Wears... a Mullet

Geert Wilders is an idiot. He's an elected Chamber Representative in Holland who represents the rednecks, drunks, haters, civil violators of all imaginable types, and sleazeballs who have the Queen Beatrix-given right to pencil in a ballot. You might recognize him in the white robe and hood he likes to wear on the weekends... nice little fire stoked, a couple of crosses... Ohhhhhhhhhh, Geert. You make my skin crawl. Latest shenanigan (and waste of taxpayer Euros): proposed tax: muslim women should pay a a tax to wear their shaylah. Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh, why not tax farmers for wearing their wooden shoes? How about taxing women for the extra space they take in the bus for their boobs? Or we could tax Americans for buying Nestle' Tollhouse chocolate chips. Oh, I know: let's tax old people for every year they live longer after 65. Brilliant. Look at him: clearly he seems like a Zen kinduh guy. R.I.H. Geert. But while you're here, get a decent color job on your... gelled... mullet.